I want a playstation 3 NOW
Mar. 25th, 2010 08:20 pmDamn that 30 days meme, it's made me want to update more frequently than I used to. Except it's not like I've really done anything exciting to fill up my entries with. Well, tough. You'll just have to be bored by me.
I had a lovely weekend visiting Phurie. Not that we actually got out of the house and did much, but why would we want to when there was a stash of chocolate and a lovely new PS3 to look after? I really must write a thank you letter to the developers of Heavy Rain for including a rather attractive male character who when playing, you can get naked in the first 5 minutes, put through emotional and physical torture (car crash, beaten up, made to crawl on broken glass, electrocuted - so much fun!), have sex on a dingy motel floor with Hot Biker Chick (button mashing for foreplay!) and do lots of crying. But best of all, there's a truly harrowing section where you're forced to cut off a finger with your choice of knife, axe, rusty saw or pliers*. Best. Game. Ever.
Well, not quite. It would be if you got to have dingy motel floor sex with pretty-boy FBI agent instead.
* I highly recommend the saw. It takes longer, and Ethan is such a pretty screamer.
I had a lovely weekend visiting Phurie. Not that we actually got out of the house and did much, but why would we want to when there was a stash of chocolate and a lovely new PS3 to look after? I really must write a thank you letter to the developers of Heavy Rain for including a rather attractive male character who when playing, you can get naked in the first 5 minutes, put through emotional and physical torture (car crash, beaten up, made to crawl on broken glass, electrocuted - so much fun!), have sex on a dingy motel floor with Hot Biker Chick (button mashing for foreplay!) and do lots of crying. But best of all, there's a truly harrowing section where you're forced to cut off a finger with your choice of knife, axe, rusty saw or pliers*. Best. Game. Ever.
Well, not quite. It would be if you got to have dingy motel floor sex with pretty-boy FBI agent instead.
* I highly recommend the saw. It takes longer, and Ethan is such a pretty screamer.