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Dec. 24th, 2011 11:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
motetusMerry Christmas, all! I am just about to head off to Edinburgh for a couple of days of BACON and ALCOHOL and BUTTER in all the food and I will probably return with advanced heart disease. It is apparently a tradition of mine (started all the way back in 2010) to post horrible tasteless Christmassy art, so here is some for this year! Two of these were for the cards I sent out (I hope everyone who left me their address got theirs - I know at least one did not turn up, stupid post) and one was posted at a comment fest a few days ago, so some of you might have already seen one or two or all of them.
(one is sort of not work-safe. Certainly not safe if you have your grandmother looking over your shoulder)
Let's get the Star Wars one out of the way first. Apologies to all who had this arrive on their doormat, but really... were you expecting anything better from me? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO DRAW SEXYTIMES, I CAN'T HELP IT. :( I'm just a little disappointed I forgot to add the Jedi Knickers and the economy lube. Obi-Wan's response when he wakes up: horrified with massive hangover, or satisfied with pleasant ache? You decide!
Now I will make your eyes ALL BETTER with some Eagle fanart of baby animals being cuddled by Marcus. Baby orphaned animals that Esca is being thoroughly insensitive to. Don't worry, I'm sure that Solistice mistletoe will soon do its magic and he'll be bending Marcus over that table. Though I do hope they move the goslings before they start that.
Stupid Marcus, roast goose is delicious.
And a bonus Eagle Christmas drawing - this was for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bachaboska's "I want drunk Liathan and Placidus awkwardly making out under the mistletoe..." prompt at riventhorn's Tis the Season comment fest. Modern AU - oh boys, I wish you weren't so downright impossible to pair up in canon. :(
MISTLETOE USE: DOING IT RIGHT.
I'm quite fond of how Seal Prince looks as if he's going to puke all over Placidus' shirt in a moment. And then they'll carry on making out.
Okay, now I really am off! Have a lovely holiday, and behave yourselves until I come back.
(one is sort of not work-safe. Certainly not safe if you have your grandmother looking over your shoulder)
Let's get the Star Wars one out of the way first. Apologies to all who had this arrive on their doormat, but really... were you expecting anything better from me? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO DRAW SEXYTIMES, I CAN'T HELP IT. :( I'm just a little disappointed I forgot to add the Jedi Knickers and the economy lube. Obi-Wan's response when he wakes up: horrified with massive hangover, or satisfied with pleasant ache? You decide!
Now I will make your eyes ALL BETTER with some Eagle fanart of baby animals being cuddled by Marcus. Baby orphaned animals that Esca is being thoroughly insensitive to. Don't worry, I'm sure that Solistice mistletoe will soon do its magic and he'll be bending Marcus over that table. Though I do hope they move the goslings before they start that.
Stupid Marcus, roast goose is delicious.
And a bonus Eagle Christmas drawing - this was for
bachaboska's "I want drunk Liathan and Placidus awkwardly making out under the mistletoe..." prompt at riventhorn's Tis the Season comment fest. Modern AU - oh boys, I wish you weren't so downright impossible to pair up in canon. :(MISTLETOE USE: DOING IT RIGHT.
I'm quite fond of how Seal Prince looks as if he's going to puke all over Placidus' shirt in a moment. And then they'll carry on making out.
Okay, now I really am off! Have a lovely holiday, and behave yourselves until I come back.
