A terrible birthday thing

[motetus]

This is not bauble's birthday present. bauble's birthday present is a tastefully explicit, yet movingly tender drawing of Eames being spitroasted by Arthur and Robert Fischer. Unfortunately, because I am finding said spitroast trickier than anticipated / have been eaten by work lately / am a bad, lazy person, it's going to have to be a late present.

Instead, here is a hastily-drawn card that will have to do for now, which is horrific in both quality and subject matter. It, um, may have been inspired by one of our IM conversations about what happens in a future chapter of that Sex Bucket fic, and... yeah, it's Arthur and Eames and fursuits. Never thought I'd find myself drawing that. At least it's not so bad if I'm not responsible for the idea in the first place?

(still traumatised by the 0.4 seconds I spent image-researching furry sex, by the way)



Anyway, I hope it amuses you, bauble, because I don't know who else could possibly appreciate it! I hope you have a wonderful day, hopefully one that heavily features awesome food and male nudity, you pervy old woman.

Comments

[island-of-reil.livejournal.com]

(still traumatised by the 0.4 seconds I spent image-researching furry sex, by the way)

Piker. :P

/used to browse wtf_fa for teh lolz

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Oh god oh god, why did I follow those links, whyyy?

[island-of-reil.livejournal.com]

/cackles

Oh, my sweet summer child. That's a mostly locked community. You should see the ones they don't post unlocked.

[motetus.livejournal.com]

I'm totally printing some of these out for the labsiblings, as revenge for the RuPaul gallery they've installed next to my desk. Things like this deserve to be shared.

[island-of-reil.livejournal.com]

as revenge for the RuPaul gallery they've installed next to my desk.

Fighting fire with fire, eh?

[bauble]

I LOVE IT.

I love Eames' position (his default for all sexual encounter), love Arthur's Grim Determination & bushy tail, love the stray nuts on the ground.

Basically I love everything about it. Since I take all responsibility for the idea in the first place, I am a creative genius.

THANK YOU FOR BRIGHTENING MY BIRTHDAY :D :D :D

[motetus.livejournal.com]

This is the exact scene that materialised in my head while you were horrifying entertaining me with tales about Longtail Nutcatcher. It was very frightening. Still, I am glad you like it and it made your birthday that much more entertaining.

Yes, yes you are a creative genius indeed, if a slightly deranged one. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I didn't have you in my life to create all these glorious and terrible things... and I come to the conclusion that I'd probably have to endure less mocking from my friends and family when they glimpse things I'm drawing.

[bauble]

Always remember that I am helping you grow as an artist with my wonderful ideas. ;) That glory is worth all the slings and arrows of the unappreciative masses.

<3

[fififolle]

Hahaha! Awesome :D Eames looks ridiculously smug about the whole thing. Come on, Arthur, get those nuts gathered *g*
I am *not* going to google that. No way. I'll just stare at this :) #lalalalala

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't google it. It's not so much the porn itself that unsettled me (okay, the faces are really fucking creepy), it's the thought that if I ever disappear or die in mysterious circumstances, the police will probably go through all my internet history and dammit, it was bizarre and embarrassing enough beforehand...

[fififolle]

*sporfle* I dread to think what mine is like.

[pronker]

Begging seemingly takes place here - grumpy begging, but still.

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Squirrels do often look like they're begging. No, lazy squirrels, go make your own sandwiches!

[fruityshirts.livejournal.com]

"Still traumatised by the 0.4 seconds I spent image-researching furry sex, by the way" is, I feel, an accurate summary of Arthur's face here too. XD I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing...(not sorry). XD XD XD

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Oh no, Arthur is far more thorough and meticulous when it comes to research than I am. He's spent hours researching and getting into character and creating his own fursona. Poor Arthur.

(no, really. Just ask Bauble!)

[slavelabour.livejournal.com]

Well. I just spluttered my tea. Terribly cute and somehow still so disturbing.

[motetus.livejournal.com]

Terribly cute and somehow still so disturbing.

I'm pretty sure I've heard that a number of times before to describe my art. It is the best type of comment ever! :D