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motetusThe part where I was sober, i.e. the ceremony part - a thousand times worse that I had expected. I wanted to curl up and die, and the boy had red marks on his hands from where I was clawing my nails into him.
The bit afterwards with the massive amount of alcohol and food? Bloody brilliant (yes, all you people who told me I was stressing out to much and it would be fine, you can say "I told you so"). I vaguely remember telling![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
goblin_dae that she could now be my bit on the side as no-one else could satisfy me like she could (hot chocolate and Batman, of course), the boy (who shall henceforth be known as the wife) ended up wearing twinkling fairy lights, I was given a whisk shaped like a squid, and we had one person throwing up, one passing out, one doing both, and one drunkenly sobbing that because her boyfriend's mother had died a few years back, she would never have a mother-in-law to hate.
A very good night, and I'm very impressed to discover that even when I'm drunk enough to be staggering around the garden talking absolute bollocks to anyone in my path, I'm still capable of making 9 cups of tea and correctly using an unfamiliar camera on aperture priority in poor lighting conditions. I'll put up photos later once I've finished sorting them.
The bit afterwards with the massive amount of alcohol and food? Bloody brilliant (yes, all you people who told me I was stressing out to much and it would be fine, you can say "I told you so"). I vaguely remember telling
goblin_dae that she could now be my bit on the side as no-one else could satisfy me like she could (hot chocolate and Batman, of course), the boy (who shall henceforth be known as the wife) ended up wearing twinkling fairy lights, I was given a whisk shaped like a squid, and we had one person throwing up, one passing out, one doing both, and one drunkenly sobbing that because her boyfriend's mother had died a few years back, she would never have a mother-in-law to hate.A very good night, and I'm very impressed to discover that even when I'm drunk enough to be staggering around the garden talking absolute bollocks to anyone in my path, I'm still capable of making 9 cups of tea and correctly using an unfamiliar camera on aperture priority in poor lighting conditions. I'll put up photos later once I've finished sorting them.
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Date: 2010-07-18 03:35 pm (UTC)And, please, just once can I say... I told you so ;oP
::smoochies::
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Date: 2010-07-18 08:41 pm (UTC)It'll be better for everyone if we raise kittens rather than children. If our offspring ended up with the wife's looks and my brains, well, they'd be screwed from birth, the poor things.
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Date: 2010-07-18 09:58 pm (UTC)Ah booze . . . it makes all things bearable. ;D
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Date: 2010-07-19 07:44 pm (UTC)Sorry, "Mrs."
You didn't look that terrified during the ceremony, so it's ok. I'm still so impressed that you didn't say, "Fuck, if I really have to..." instead of "I do."
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Date: 2010-07-20 12:58 pm (UTC)You should see the photos taken in the registry office - I never knew I could pull such a variety of ridiculous faces.
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Date: 2010-07-19 08:41 pm (UTC)(In a good way. Not at you.)
Congratulations to you and the wife.
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Date: 2010-07-21 02:49 pm (UTC)And thank you! :)