motetus: (star wars pt / obi-wan smiling)
[personal profile] motetus
Have some Sunday evening porn! :D

100% kitten-abuse free this time.

Q is for... Quiet
Qui-Gon, not work-safe

I like to think that this is how Mace Windu takes out his frustration with the Order's most stubborn and argumentative member after another round of Jinn vs. the Jedi Council.



Yeah, the penis might be a little off because I used a medical illustration for reference. Look, there's only so many photos google image search shows me of ugly penises with STD symptoms I can stomach.

Date: 2011-03-27 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-little-owl.livejournal.com
Yay, you've made it! Replacing a kitten with a penis and all that. :>D Master Windu is rather Sithly to leave a fellow Jedi in a state like this, but your Qui-Gon doesn't look very surprised about this treatment.

Date: 2011-03-27 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
I think it's a regular thing they have going, like every Thursday afternoon.

Date: 2011-03-27 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hsv-fangirl.livejournal.com
Wow....
But I have to say, you really did a nice job on Qui's body, face, hair, everything!
xx

Date: 2011-03-27 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

Date: 2011-03-27 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honscot.livejournal.com
Lovely chicken giblets there.

Date: 2011-03-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Mmm, tasty! ;)

Date: 2011-03-27 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shakesmears.livejournal.com
Ooh, yes. I like that one VERY much. Very much indeed. Great job :o)

Date: 2011-03-27 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Dirty old lady. ;)

Men tied up and helpless seems to be a theme of mine.

Date: 2011-03-27 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shakesmears.livejournal.com
Men tied up and helpless seems to be a theme of mine.

Amen to that :o)

Ooh, and R comes after Q :oD

Stop snickering at the back there!!!!!!

Date: 2011-03-27 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
I'm thinking of doing R is for R2D2/Ric OliƩ instead. What do you think?

Date: 2011-03-27 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shakesmears.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-03-27 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandspirit.livejournal.com
Lovely work. I like your attention to details. :)

Date: 2011-03-27 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Thanks! :)

Date: 2011-03-27 09:03 pm (UTC)
pronker: barnabas and angelique vibing (adamsps)
From: [personal profile] pronker
Is that an innie or an outie there, or a combo of the two? And they've been in a log cabin, camping, the perfect getaway!

Date: 2011-03-27 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Sheesh, all that effort spent researching frenulums and coronal ridges and the bit that excites you is the bellybutton. ;)

Yes, those planets a bit behind on their technology are the best for dirty weekends!

Date: 2011-03-28 06:52 am (UTC)
pronker: barnabas and angelique vibing (blueoa)
From: [personal profile] pronker
I laughed for a solid minute at your first sentence. Bellybuttons are the signpost of the happy trail of hair that leads downwards, ever downwards to Mr. Sequoia Tree.

Yes, primitive planets have their appeal because of the lack of lighting after dark, at least I like to think of it that way. No artificial light because it's non-existent or too precious, or something like that and then people just have to go to bed and look up at the stars and you know, enjoy each other. There's something to be said for going to bed with the chickens.

Date: 2011-03-27 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swcajolings.livejournal.com
Which is why I use gay porn and yaoi drawings for penis references. They're laughably large, but less unsightly.

and WOOHOO Qui bondage porn! He has more of a look of "oh hi I thought you'd be home late" than "oh no I am captive!" What a hussy :)

Date: 2011-03-28 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
I might just do that. One more picture of a penis riddled with bacteria and I'm turning lesbian.

I did consider giving Qui-Gon a more worried expression, but then I thought "who am I kidding - he LOVES being tied up and flogged!" Half the temple is aware of that.

Date: 2011-03-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temve.livejournal.com
*laughtertear* Yeah. He does. Also, impressive physique here!

Date: 2011-03-31 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Oh yes he does, the shameless little trollop.

Date: 2011-03-28 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swcajolings.livejournal.com
for once, 4chan is not a complete waste of space.

With a master like that, Obi-Wan never stood a chance.

Date: 2011-04-03 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-eldritch.livejournal.com
Niiiiiceeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-04-03 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Cheers! :D

Date: 2011-04-03 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obi-ki.livejournal.com
nicely done--I love the details the only thing missing is Obi-Wan holding the whip

Date: 2011-04-03 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motetus.livejournal.com
Who do you think he's looking at? ;)

Date: 2011-04-03 03:57 pm (UTC)
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