Motetus

Mini-alcohol bottles = BEST EVER WAY TO FIGHT WOLVES. I do feel slightly bad about this, I like wolves. Never mind, I'll just pretend they're actually Twilight characters.



High-pitched squealing about to commence. COVER YOUR EARS.

Really good (and surprisingly intimate) backwards Liam interview

Oh, and-



I'll be over there, trying to find clean knickers.

Unknown White Male trailer

Car chases, explosions and Liam beating people up. I think I just peed myself with excitement.

( Not really much of a spoiler for Chloe, just description of exactly what's going on in that greenhouse scene, but I'll put it under a cut just to be safe )

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And while we're on the topic of Liam, this is how I persuade my other half to come to the cinema with me. Our conversation while I'm watching the trailer for Chloe:

The boy: "Oh god, not another bloody Liam Neeson film. Your obsession with that man is quite pathetic."
Me: "That blonde girl gets her kit off"
The boy: "Sure, I'll go see that"

And again, while I'm watching the After.Life trailer:

The boy: "Oh god, not another bloody Liam Neeson film. Your obsession with that man is quite pathetic."
Me: "Christina Ricci gets her kit off"
The boy: "Sure, I'll go see that"

Men. Simple to control, aren't they?