Everything IS better with mammoths

[motetus]

So, I had this big box turn up in the post today with a German sender's address I recognised, and inside was...



:D

Thank you SO MUCH, the_little_owl! What a lovely, lovely surprise it and the very sweet card was (took me a while to spot the card as I was so busy squealing over the mammoths!), THANK YOU! :D You have no idea how happy this has made me - you really are the most awesome species of owl. Little baby mammoth is now making friends with temve's Galactic Heroes Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Darth Maul, while I have daddy mammoth at the corner of my computer, bellowing at me to keep working on the thesis. He looks very intimidating with his trunk up and mouth open!

Now, all I need is 6-inch-tall Esca and Marcus in skimpy loincloths. Wait, maybe not Esca. NO ESCA, YOU CANNOT KILL MY BABY MAMMOTH AND FEED HIM TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

Comments

[poziomeczka.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THEM

[motetus.livejournal.com]

NO BUGGER OFF. MY TENTACLED MAMMOTHS ON STICKS.

Well fine then, I will let you have one. But only if you bring potato salad in exchange.

[poziomeczka.livejournal.com]

I SHAN'T BUGGER OFF AS YOU TELL ME. CAUSE IT'S ME. I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS HAD I BUGGERED OFF WHEN PPL TELL ME TO.

Yes. And Victoria Sponge. I'll bring that too.

[demon-rum.livejournal.com]

THAT IS BECAUSE SCOTS LIKE ANYTHING FRIED ON A STICK

[poziomeczka.livejournal.com]

WILL THEY BE IN BATTER?